Free Free Free
Would you mind going to a theatre and watching a movie for free??? The only catch being, there would be Ads shown in between the movies like the way you watch on TV :-)
If Google has its way then this might be a reality at least in the US.
http://www.postbubble.com/2006/09/18/is-google-aiming-for-the-big-screen/
I am just wondering how things would be if everything was Free except that you must watch the Ads. Probably in future, we might have a restaurant that would say... Food for Free but Ads would be played all the time around you. Free Beer in Pubs but Read all the Ads that we give you... Free clothes, but our Ads would be printed on your dress.
A world full of Free stuff. Hmm... not bad at all.
How to Identify cities in India
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in Goa
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab !!
I am looking for a good one for Hyderabad. Any suggestions :-) ????
Bush Joke
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids, to get a little
boost in his PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy
puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we
so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't even have
health insurance? "
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says,
"OK, where were we? Oh, that's right:
question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and askshim his name. "Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually , I have 6 questions. First,
why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why
are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have
health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes Early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
