How to Identify cities in India
Scenario 1Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in Goa
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab !!
I am looking for a good one for Hyderabad. Any suggestions :-) ????
posted by Vels @ 2:43 am
4 Comments:
Guy sits in the car. Instead of starting and stepping on the accelerator, he simply honks continously thinking it would move the car; faster.
That's Hyd for you!
A guy stops at the red signal and starts honking...which is his way of communicating to the traffic police to turn it green.
Thats Bangalore!
No way thats Bangalore. Thats pure and pure Hyderabad. Probably those are Hyderabadi's in Bangalore now :-)
Both places equally bad in terms of traffic etiquette.
Ok here comes one more:
You are in a car on a road and unable to communicate to the next person in the car because of the tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr noise of autos all around you... You are in Bangalore
Now this one, I have noticed that its much much lesser in Hyd ;)
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