Bush Joke
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids, to get a littleboost in his PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy
puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we
so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't even have
health insurance? "
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says,
"OK, where were we? Oh, that's right:
question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and askshim his name. "Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually , I have 6 questions. First,
why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why
are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have
health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes Early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
posted by Vels @ 3:28 am
1 Comments:
:-) Nice one. Wonder what would have happened if you had blogged this one before your trip to the LOO?
Dude .. be careful what you are blogging. Anything that has the keyword "Bush" gets sent to the President as a morning brief.
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